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| Date | Owner | Message |
| Dec. 25 03:16 PM |
Bob Otherwise known as Bob's team
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Congrats to Terren! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Thursday, and Happy New Year...TO ALL! |
| Dec. 23 11:22 AM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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And congratulations to Neil who made it to his first Superbowl... I would feel worse for him but he does have other, ah, talents to fall back on. Also, thanks to Orion. Even though you squandered your crucial week 13 win in the first round of the playoffs, that win is what allowed me to get in, so enjoy this victory Orion because part of it is yours... Suydam Power!! Finally, thanks again to Bill for scoring, you are the wind beneath my balls. |
| Dec. 23 11:13 AM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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Thank you JESUS!!! If it weren't for Him this 3rd league title wouldn't be mine. And by Him I mean Deangelo Williams... he's this year's Randy Moss. 15 TDs in the last 7 weeks (in which I went 6-1). So not only did I answer the question, can a 3-6 team win the league, I also have settled the question of how long would it take for our league to use the word Dynasty. |
| Dec. 23 08:28 AM |
Adam Otherwise known as Adam's team
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Congrats, Terren. Sigh. So boring. The three us us just keep rotating titles. Same old, same old. It's really our league. These other guys just play in it. |
| Dec. 23 12:16 AM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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Final score Terren 104, Neil 72. Congratulations, Terren! If only the Lions could evaluate talent as well as you... |
| Dec. 22 08:48 AM |
Adam Otherwise known as Adam's team
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Terren, you left out Sally the Poop-Chuted Temptress |
| Dec. 22 01:20 AM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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The score right...now! - Terren 104 (complete), Neil 63 (with Greg Jennings Monday night). Too bad the Packers aren't playing the Lions this week. |
| Dec. 19 07:57 AM |
Neil Otherwise known as Neil's team
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Oh shit! I forgot to take Addai out of my ass! I was wondering where he was when he didn't play at all last night... |
| Dec. 18 11:15 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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Actually Neil, given your bi-rectal gift, I could definitely see Sally taking you on as an apprentice. It's worth asking... she's got tons of experience cramming things up there. Pretty much anything with a handle in the tri-state area has seen the inside of her "brown paradise". |
| Dec. 18 09:48 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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Neil, it's hardly a trash talk. There's a reason they call her Sally the Poop-Chute Adventuress. Or is it Poop-Chute Attemptress... I can never remember. Bill/Bob, what does it say on her business card, do you remember? |
| Dec. 18 03:15 PM |
Neil Otherwise known as Neil's team
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Aww, you busted out the "your momma" trash talk? |
| Dec. 17 05:59 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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well, gee, then I'm stumped. |
| Dec. 17 05:13 PM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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yes, I mean besides my mom. |
| Dec. 17 03:11 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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you mean besides your mom? |
| Dec. 17 02:56 PM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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Um, Terren, stuffing things up their ass is a title that no one will ever be able to take away from Adam. Do you know of any other ass-stuffing champions than Adam? |
| Dec. 17 01:06 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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If this contest were about how many things we could store in our rectums, you would clearly have the edge. I give you your props there. So take heart - even though you will come up short this weekend, you will always have that over me. |
| Dec. 17 01:01 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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no, your ass-cramming ability. |
| Dec. 17 07:43 AM |
Neil Otherwise known as Neil's team
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Are you talking about my ass kicking ability? |
| Dec. 16 12:44 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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Who knows what else besides poop too... |
| Dec. 16 12:41 PM |
Neil Otherwise known as Neil's team
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Just makes it easier for me to POOP ON YOU! |
| Dec. 16 12:18 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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The more the merrier, eh Neil? |
| Dec. 16 12:03 PM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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Neil, you were supposed to let me win. Now I'll have to tell that secret about you that no one was supposed to find out about...Neil was born with 2 rectums. |
| Dec. 16 09:29 AM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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Congrats Neil... welcome to the dance. Enjoy your win, since it will be your last chance to celebrate. My 6-7 playoff team is way better than your 6-7 playoff team. |
| Dec. 16 09:22 AM |
Adam Otherwise known as Adam's team
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Well done, gentlemen (even Terren) Good high scores in playoff games. None of that 50-49 garbage. My feeling, if I score 100 and lose, well, tip your cap. what can you do? I wasn't about to go out like a sucka! after two straight titles, i guess someone else deserves a shot. and, yes bill, it IS awesome that i'll have at least SOME choice as to where i pick. it's about time someone stepped up and knocked me out. i was beginning to get bored with you guys. |
| Dec. 15 11:46 PM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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Final score- Neil 92, Bill 84. |
| Dec. 15 08:06 PM |
Neil Otherwise known as Neil's team
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May the Eagles never settle for a field goal, may their touchdowns all be passes to wide receivers or tight ends, and may they go for 2 after every touchdown! |
| Dec. 15 07:35 PM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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oops, my bad. Adam, look on the bright side, you'll finally be able to pick your own draft spot! |
| Dec. 15 09:17 AM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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Bill, I think you meant "the queen is dead" |
| Dec. 14 10:38 PM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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The king is dead...Terren 112, Adam 100 (final). Neil 72 (Donovan McNabb tomorrow), Bill 63 (Terrell Owens tonight, Brian Westbrook and David Akers tomorrow). End communication... |
| Dec. 11 03:10 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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It's ironic that my fate against the fantasy Lions rests in part with how well the NFL Lions do... which is definitely not good. |
| Dec. 11 08:00 AM |
Adam Otherwise known as Adam's team
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Terren, you're about as hard as a cock in a hen house. eh-heh eh-heh. Bill, a simple wrong would have done but...all right. |
| Dec. 10 05:02 PM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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now that's more like it! |
| Dec. 10 03:51 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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Actually I thought my trash-talking was so bad it was good. As opposed to Adam's, which was like doody on the street... it just sat there and stank. |
| Dec. 10 03:49 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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Better to have bad trash talking than none at all, Bill... maybe you're afraid of hurting Neil's feelings? I mean if you're not going to bring it in the playoffs, when are you going to bring it? After it's over? Then you're just copying Orion's style. |
| Dec. 10 03:32 PM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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This is absolutely the worst trash-talking in the history of trash-talking. Everyone in this league is now dumber for having read it. I award you both 0 points, and may god have mercy on your souls. |
| Dec. 10 02:45 PM |
Adam Otherwise known as Adam's team
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Well, if we only have room for one, then I guess I'll have to win three in a row. |
| Dec. 10 01:06 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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You do realize you're playing me this week Adam... hence room for only one... maybe what's happening is you still haven't recovered from the last time our teams faced off. I recommend smelling salts or crystal meth for clearing the head. Maybe both for you. |
| Dec. 10 12:02 PM |
Adam Otherwise known as Adam's team
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Oh, and I'm willing to bet that the NFL Lions will still lose this week. Call it a hunch. |
| Dec. 10 12:00 PM |
Adam Otherwise known as Adam's team
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But...we have two twice consecutive super bowl winners. I'm confused. Unlike Norm, I don't seem to be having nipple issues. |
| Dec. 09 07:29 PM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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It would be more appropriate for Adam to get brown-bombed. |
| Dec. 09 05:36 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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thanks again Bill for scoring. |
| Dec. 09 05:34 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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Site is updated, rosters are open, and a fearless prediction: The Lions will lose this week... but not the NFL version... you hearing me Adam? This division has room for only one twice-consecutive superbowl winner, so prepare to drop to the floor as you get Blue Bombed baby. INCOMING!!! |
| Dec. 09 12:09 AM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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Finals: Terren 106, Norm 98. Neil 88, Orion 66. |
| Dec. 08 11:44 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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Well Norm I can't say I didn't warn you... and sorry about your nipples. |
| Dec. 08 11:33 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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I hereby renounce my prior dissatisfaction with J. Stewart. |
| Dec. 08 10:54 PM |
Terren Otherwise known as Terren's team
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fuck johnathon stewart |
| Dec. 08 01:29 PM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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I will! I have Neil 88, Orion 66. Also, Norm has 98 and is done, Terren has 71 with Matt Bryant and DeAngelo Williams still to go. |
| Dec. 08 10:49 AM |
Neil Otherwise known as Neil's team
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Neil 91 Orion 75 Anyone want to check me on this? |
| Dec. 06 01:16 PM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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And every time you win, we peel a section |
| Dec. 06 12:16 PM |
Orion Otherwise known as Orion's team
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Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do... Win the whole fucking thing. |
| Dec. 06 11:09 AM |
Bill Otherwise known as Bill's team
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yes, I was basing my ass talk on the new-and-improved NFF standings. Orion was lucky. |